What do you call your tree?

If people would worry half as much about living children in our country as they do tiny cells that they can't yet see and what happens to them, I'll call it a Pat Robertson tree.
If people would spend half the time they spend planning a war on trying to understand the beliefs, the attitudes, and the customs of another nation, I'd call it a George Bush tree.
If people would spend half the time they spend convicting a young black/asian/hispanic man for gang crimes on working on solutions to inner city gang violence, I'd call it a Justice tree.
If the Pope would spend a month working alongside a group of gay activists -- only for the sake of getting to know them, and understanding some of their issues -- I'd call my tree Benny.
If our politicians were able to actually spend half the time they spend at black-tie fund raisers making small talk, out on the streets of America with everyday citizens, I'd call it the Mother-of-God-we-might-see-changes-in-our-lifetime Tree.
If *christians* would spend half the time they spend condemning single-mothers, welfare recipients, drug addicts, poor people, gays[am I forgetting anyone here??]on trying to make the world a little bit of a nicer place to be I'd call it a Christmas tree.
If everyone would spend half the time they spend making their Christmas wish list on their list for charitable donations for the coming year . . . I'll call it any gotdamn thing you want.
Inspired by a very good merlot, and far too much kvetching about Holiday vs Christmas tree nonsense. Pfft.


















































