Cheney's got a Gun

Sung to the tune of Aerosmith's "Janie's got a Gun"

Ch' dum dum dum, Unca Dickie what have you done
ch' dum dum dum, it's the sound of my gun
ch' dum dum dum, Mr. VP what have you done
ch' dum dum dum, it's the sound, it's the sound

Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
whole world's come undone
lookin' straight at the sun

what did the old man do
what did he put you through
they say when the Sheriff came a callin'
they found him hiding behind secret service men
but did the old man have it comin'
now that Cheney's got a gun
he ain't never gonna be the same

Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
dog days just begun
now everybody is on the run

tell me now it's untrue
what are we all to do
he shot 'im in the face
the man has got to be insane
they say he didn't even have the right license
wouldn't even address the POTUS
knew that someone had to stop the press

run away, run away from the press
run away, run away from the press
run away, run away
run, run away

what did the old man do
it's Cheney's last I-O-U
He had to take him down easy
and put a bullet in his face
he didn't say a word to anyone
the man was such a sleaze
he ain't never gonna be the same

Mr. Vice President, what's the problem
tell me it ain't right
was it your oil profiteering that
made you cackle in the night

Now everybody duck, 'cause
Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
Hit the ground and run
Cheney's got a gun